We have asked our Twitter followers for their best examples of student
wisdom, philosophy and ignorance. Here's our round up of the finest of all.
Here are the all top ten funniest things students have said to our teacher followers.
We have asked our Twitter followers to tweet us their funniest examples of student's wisdom, philosophy and ignorance.
The response was so much good that we've compiled our top ten here.
10.The freakishly nice British weather has clearly got this teacher's students on a high thinking.
6. “A kid told
me, ‘We’re not supposed to touch a cat’s butt,’ then leaned close and
whispered, ‘But sometimes when my momma isn’t looking I do.’”
7. “I was
teaching about 9-1-1 and asked the class what you should do if you’re in
a car accident. One kid answered, ‘Call William Mattar!’”
8. “When I was a
wee child I was at the mall with my mom when I spotted a rather large
woman ahead of us wearing a fur coat. I yelled, ‘Mommy, a bear!’”
9. “I know what the f word means. It’s like sex, but you don’t love the other person.”
10. “When I was
little my dad told me Jesus was there with us in the room. I didn’t
understand, so I asked, ‘Daddy, are you Jesus?’ He laughed and said no.
Still confused, I then asked, ‘Daddy, am I Jesus?’”
11. “At the pool my little sister asked, ‘How does that rope stop the deep water from going in the shallow water?’”
12. “Panties are just pillowcases for butts.”
13. Dad: “Do you want Fruit Loops for dinner?” Son: “NO! That isn’t dinner cereal.”
14. “I used a
basketball pump needle to clean weed resin out of a pipe the day before a
neighbor kid asked to borrow my ball pump. As he pumped his ball he
said, ‘Hey! This smells like my uncle Joe’s house!’”
15. Mom: “Victoria! Behave!” Victoria: “I AM BEING HAVED!”
16. “At the store
a little kid in front of me farted really loudly. The mom said, ‘What
do you say?’ and he’s like ‘THAANK YOUUUU.’”
17. “My 3-year-old told me my vagina has a tail. That’s what she calls penises - vagina tails.”
18. “At the market my kid said, ‘Why are you buying beer, Dad? Do you know how much candy we could get with that money?!’”
19. “Our toddler
threw his spoon on the floor and said, ‘I want a fuckin’ knife.’ My wife
and I were shocked until we realized he was actually saying, ‘I want a
fork and knife.’”
